How I vacuum my apartment

  1. Remove vacuum from closet
  2. Remove cat1 from closet
  3. Remove cat2 from vacuum cord
  4. Plug vacuum in
  5. Vacuum computer room
  6. Remove cat2 from drapes
  7. Vacuum hallway
  8. Watch as cat1 and cat2 flee the great green dragon
  9. Vacuum living room
  10. Remove cat1 from vacuum cord
  11. Vacuum dining room
  12. Watch as cat1 and cat2 flee to safety of bedroom
  13. Vacuum hallway
  14. Vacuum bedroom
  15. Remove cat1 from sink, cat2 from closet
  16. Vacuum closet
  17. Remove cat1 from drapes
  18. Wind vacuum cord, hoping cat1 and cat2 don’t notice the snaking plug on the floor
  19. Open closet
  20. Remove cat2 from closet
  21. Replace vacuum
  22. Get beer.

2 thoughts on “How I vacuum my apartment

  1. Hehe, my cat1 just flees and waits for the dragon to go back to its lair. He still won’t go into the closet it lives in, even when vacant. =)

  2. Hehe nice lil list there. 🙂
    My cat just jumps onto the window ledge and glares at the vacuum while it’s being used.

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