I’m really tired of my food telling me why I’m eating it. Take Cheerios. According to the box, the only reason you are eating Cheerios is a) to lower your cholesterol or b) to lose weight. Remember that dipshit commercial
Peeved at the TV
I get it. Christmas is coming. There are cards and trees and tinsel and badly played tinny renditions of carols on every other commercial on TV. (It’s only mid-November, so it’s not /every/ commercial yet) But that’s not all that